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Anyone still think homosexuality isn’t something you’re born with? Didn’t think so.
I seriously cannot take all these little bitches falling in love with me and texting me every single day. What is with teenage girls being clingy little lap dogs?!?! Like fucking forreal do you really think its sexy to CONSTANTLY text me? Jesus christ get a grip and go stalk somebody else. NOT TO MENTION I’M NOT EVEN STRAIGHT! GET A FUCKING CLUE LIKE GODDAMN HELEN KELLER’S ANAL SECRETIONS COULD HAVE PICKED UP ON MY HOMOSEXUALITY BY NOW.
diarrhea stain green.