November 2010
Oh hey new followers (:
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Genie in a Bottle was my favorite song at age 7.
Anyone still think homosexuality isn’t something you’re born with? Didn’t think so.
I am this close to throwing my phone down a volcano.
I seriously cannot take all these little bitches falling in love with me and texting me every single day. What is with teenage girls being clingy little lap dogs?!?! Like fucking forreal do you really think its sexy to CONSTANTLY text me? Jesus christ get a grip and go stalk somebody else. NOT TO MENTION I’M NOT EVEN STRAIGHT! GET A FUCKING CLUE LIKE GODDAMN HELEN KELLER’S ANAL SECRETIONS COULD HAVE PICKED UP ON MY HOMOSEXUALITY BY NOW.

Whats yo fave color?!!?!?
diarrhea stain green.
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