Emotional Diarrhea

infrontoftheocean:

amandapandapple:

malfoy-maniac:absolutezerification:

• January- schlepped around and was depressed
• February- schlepped around and was more depressed
• March- contemplated suicide, more schlepping
• April- got my driver’s permit, started to see hope in my imminent freedom
• May- got the fuck out of my shitty old school, finished freshman year, both sisters graduated high school/college, my two favoritest shows ever ended (Lost and Nip/Tuck) ;_;
• June- did summery stuff, cousin #1’s wedding, sister got engaged
• July- more summery stuff, went on vacation to Dallas for a week (that was a fail), spent seven straight hours watching a german soap opera on youtube, ADOPTED MY WITTLE HAVA-POO PUPPY, KAYLEE, WHO IS MY FUCKING HEART AND SOUL ~<3___<3~
• August- burned the shit out of my foot and sported a humongous blister for weeks, started my sophomore year at my new school, my sister and best friend went off to college
• September- finally started going to real parties
• October- received my first blowjob in the back of a car and got caught by the police but let off with a warning (lol awkward), turned sixteen, got my license, cousin #2’s wedding, spent Halloween sick at home alone
• November- oldest sister’s amazing wedding
• December- nothing really…. well christmas happened. wa hoo. 

So there ya have it. 2010 wasn’t such a bad year in retrospect. I’m sure I’m forgetting a hundred things, but oh welllll. As for 2011, 

‘twill be epic, indeed.

onasteelhorseiride:

aliceoverrated said: Please come live with my family where we give out nun bowling games for Christmas. And bobblehead Jesuses.

omfg xD nun bowling games sounds like amazing fun. you should bring that tonight.

tornado sirens.

TORNADO SIRENS.

TORNADO SIRENS.

TORNADO SIRENS.

HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEARS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• January- schlepped around and was depressed
• February- schlepped around and was more depressed
• March- contemplated suicide, more schlepping
• April- got my driver’s permit, started to see hope in my imminent freedom
• May- got the fuck out of my shitty old school, finished freshman year, both sisters graduated high school/college, my two favoritest shows ever ended (Lost and Nip/Tuck) ;_;
• June- did summery stuff, cousin #1’s wedding, sister got engaged
• July- more summery stuff, went on vacation to Dallas for a week (that was a fail), spent seven straight hours watching a german soap opera on youtube, ADOPTED MY WITTLE HAVA-POO PUPPY, KAYLEE, WHO IS MY FUCKING HEART AND SOUL ~<3___<3~
• August- burned the shit out of my foot and sported a humongous blister for weeks, started my sophomore year at my new school, my sister and best friend went off to college
• September- finally started going to real parties
• October- received my first blowjob in the back of a car and got caught by the police but let off with a warning (lol awkward), turned sixteen, got my license, cousin #2’s wedding, spent Halloween sick at home alone
• November- oldest sister’s amazing wedding
• December- nothing really…. well christmas happened. wa hoo. 

So there ya have it. 2010 wasn’t such a bad year in retrospect. I’m sure I’m forgetting a hundred things, but oh welllll. As for 2011, 

‘twill be epic, indeed.

But I really don’t care. I just do not want to go out but like three people are begging me to hang out with them. I feel like shit and I wanna watch Lost so fuck off and leave me alone. 

dearlalalara:

Riding in a car with your parents