June 2011
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NOOOOO
BLAKE LIVELY DID NOT TAKE NUDES. I refuse to believe it… She’s so gorgeous and a great actress and I fucking love her and why would she do this to me?????
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May 2011
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You know the movie you’re watching is too long when you’ve already gone through two megavideo “you have watched 72 minutes” messages…
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“I’m a, a diva. I’m a, I’m a, a diva.”
– Marie Antoinette (via historysaidwhat)
OH MY GOD how many different posts different can be made with that picture of Marilyn Monroe and some random anorexic bitch like “Fuk societee luk at dis pixta murrelyn munroo weyd 10810389 pownds nd still lukd bootiful buht 2day we tink dis skinni betch is bootiful” and they always have like 11,987,342,565 notes like NOBODY has ever seen it before. STFU AND MOVE ON ALREADY. I’ve...
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Tumbling. Butt ass naked. In my massage chair, on full speed.
This is what summer’s about.
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First day of lifegaurding went well!
….not
I’m burnt as fuck and dehydrated to the point of a massive migrane. And I almost had a seizure trying to refill the chlorinator. The chlorine pretty much filled up both of my lungs and I ran into the other room and started gagging and coughing violently. It was scary..
What did I sign myself up for?
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aksdjhaskdjh the first episode of Parks and...
“SOUL SISTA SOUL SISTA, GONNA GET CHA PHONE SISTA, SWEET LADY MARMARLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD”
Vera Farmiga is such a babe.
She’s way up there on my list of girls I’d go straight for in a hot minute. Plus her name is so badass. Makes her sound like a Russian spy.
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I feel so weird renting movies from Blockbuster now because I’ve literally been there every weekend since mid-April and it’s the same two people who always check me out and I’m sure they’re just sitting there like “this motherfucker does nothing but watch movies…”
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