If it was morally acceptable for guys to hit girls ooh this one chick I know ooh I s2g

Simon Cowell + David Beckham = Gordon Ramsey

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

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milesjai:

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"You get a strange feeling when you’re about to leave a place. Like you’ll not only miss the people you love but you’ll miss the person you are now at this time and this place, because you’ll never be this way ever again."

Azar Nafisi, Reading Lolita in Tehran  (via ihatenietzsche)

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spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

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