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Liz: Carmen! What are you doing here?

Carmen: Well you didn’t call back to schedule our interview so i thought I’d just ambush you with some pregnancy questions. I hope you’re not unprepared

Liz: Of course not…

Carmen: When are you due?

Liz: April 20th, Hitler’s birthday.

Carmen: What’s your pediatrician’s name?

Liz: Dr. Rufus T. Barley-Sheath!

Carmen: Where was the baby conceived?

Liz: In my vagina.

Carmen: What names are you considering?

Liz: Rufus T. Barley-Sheath.

Carmen: How’re you feeling?

Liz: Ohh, a little achy and nauseous, but I’m hangin’ in there!

Carmen: Are you pregnant?

Liz: NO…way that I’m not.

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the sad thing is I’d react the same exact way