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Liz: Carmen! What are you doing here?
Carmen: Well you didn’t call back to schedule our interview so i thought I’d just ambush you with some pregnancy questions. I hope you’re not unprepared
Liz: Of course not…
Carmen: When are you due?
Liz: April 20th, Hitler’s birthday.
Carmen: What’s your pediatrician’s name?
Liz: Dr. Rufus T. Barley-Sheath!
Carmen: Where was the baby conceived?
Liz: In my vagina.
Carmen: What names are you considering?
Liz: Rufus T. Barley-Sheath.
Carmen: How’re you feeling?
Liz: Ohh, a little achy and nauseous, but I’m hangin’ in there!
Carmen: Are you pregnant?
Liz: NO…way that I’m not.
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